Thursday, March 20, 2008

blonde wisdom: texas guinan

I like noise, rhinestone heels, customers, plenty of attention, and red velvet bathing suits. I smoke like a 5-alarm fire. I eat an aspirin every night before I go to bed. I call every man I don't know "Fred" and they love it. I have six uncles. I sleep on my right side. I like carrots. I eat a dozen oranges every day and I once took off 35 lbs in two weeks. I guess that settles my personality. . . .

- Taxas Guinan, Dallas Morning News * * 6 November 1933 - just a month before her death

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