Three guys & one girl are sitting at Table 60, and two of them are drinking wine. I offer them another glass.
GUY: Sure, I'll take another glass of this "dry white".
ME: Okay, it's albarino, by the way. (To the girl) Would you like another glass of red?
GIRL: Yes, please.
GUY: Oh, didn't you say you wanted to switch to the "dry white"?
GIRL: No, I'll have more of this -- it's "fruity and red."
GUY: You know, there was a time when you may have gotten kicked out of this country for possessing those qualities.
ME: Yes, there was. Sadly, it was in the not so distant past.
Cheers to the clever guy at Table 60.