Jalapeno poppers procured from an undisclosed source, fried and strategically layered on a bed of what appear to be diced peppers and tomatoes among half-cup globules of sour cream in the bottom of a paella pan.
On top of this a perfectly round tortilla espanol is balanced like an egg frisbee.
On top of that, a heaping glob of alioli. Garnished with five small specks of chive.
This "meal" looks terrifying.
Do you think the kitchen staff was mad at us?