Tuesday, April 29, 2008

corn

Tonight at Toro we ran out of "the corn."

If you have ever eaten at Toro you know, this is a really big deal. Chaos ensued. Yuppies adopted sour pusses. Mild mannered hipsters seemed ready to riot. Disgruntled South Enders stiffed the waitstaff left and right.

It was a restaurant crisis of epic proportions.

5 comments:

thesouthender said...

Couldn't you have substituted the twice-baked hand-picked durian brioche with a dead sea salt aioli?

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Hit "refresh" and you'll get a new entree. Its a yuppie menu generator!

twg said...

NOOOOO NOT THE CORN!

In all seriousness, the corn *was* really good.

Kitty said...

Southender, that is amazing!

TWG, I agree the the corn rules! I'm just teasing ;) It blows when you go to a restaurant to get one particular thing and they run out of it before you can get your fix. I probably would have left!

Trevor said...

The nights we run out of 'the corn' is the worst. It's like telling people they have to wait two hours... and they wait two hours.....

HAHAHAHA

SocialSecurity said...

I don't know what this "corn" you speak of is...but I share a similar distaste for yuppies....

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